Favourite Pokemon attack or move?
Thunder, of course. It was just the most badass move, a good one to keep up your sleeve cause so many types could learn it. It’s accuracy wasn’t as shit as blizzard’s and it was the perfect way to pay back those assholes who used ‘rain dance.’ Eat my 120 attack power with 100% accuracy, bitches.
Favourite new pokemon from Black and White?
None of them. They’re all gay.
First three Generations forever!!!
I just googled a picture of this guy so this post isn’t so blank.
Who the hell is Reshiram???
Least Favourite Pokemon Type?
Bug type.
They were just so piss weak against everything. Completely useless! Unless it was Scyther or Scizor or Heracross or something, but even then, I preferred not to teach them bug type moves.
Favourite Pokemon Type?
DRAGON TYPE!!
Dragon pokemon were always the best! Usually, they were able to have movesets containing attacks of various types: water, electric, flying, rock, fire, ice etc…they were just so versatile! and they were resistant to so many types as well. So convenient!
Most amusing Pokemon?
Magikarp. Splash. Need I say more?
One of my favourite pokemon episodes is when James buys that Magikarp and it just splashes around and evolves into Gyarados and fucks shit up. Best. Episode. Ever ♥
Most adorable pokemon?
I don’t care what anyone says, the cutest Pokemon in existence are from Generation II. And I personally think the cutest is Cyndaquil but he’s already gotten a mention so I’ll say…
TEDDIURSA!!! How can you say no to that face? After all, doesn’t he just remind you of your childhood cuddly sleeping companion?
How dare you delete half my writing which I have spent hours attempting to complete for this bloody pokemon challenge! All I was trying to do was not inconvenience people by flooding feeds with massive long posts and hiding it behind cuts. FUCK YOU!
Most terrifying Pokemon
This is going to sound incredibly odd, but whenever I used to play the game I’d shit myself when the opposing trainer sent out one of these:
Favourite Legendary Pokemon
Okay, lets be honest. Legendary pokemon are just so…legendary that you couldn’t POSSIBLY pick just the one to be your favourite. I’ll list my favourites from the first three generations (because I don’t believe in the existence of pokemon beyond the third generation).
see ya later, alligator!
after a while, crocodile!
see ya later, feraligatr!
after a while, totodile!
